It's twenty to twelve. Always.
Do you know where the toilets are?
Down there and to the left.
Where do you want this?
Just put it anywhere and I'll tidy up properly later.
Do you want a bag?
No, it makes the earth cry. I'm saving the world - one plastic bag at a time.
Would you like a cup of tea?
Oh, yes please. There are some things I can't say no to.
